Are your naps often disturbed by the paparazzi?
Do you wake up for a full three seconds and then drift back off to sleep?
Could you just not BE any cuter? (Thank you Chandler Bing.)
If so, you may be a smooshy tiger. And if you are a smooshy tiger, you're probably also living the life of Riley and don't need anything we're selling anyway. So just go back to sleep and we'll let you know when its time for breakfast.
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